CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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