Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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