I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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