the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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