put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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