I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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