After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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