I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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