she was so not down for the gang bang
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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