My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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