Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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