Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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