I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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