U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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