May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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