in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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