What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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