Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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