Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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