So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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