oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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