Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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