Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
last night I used snow as a chaser
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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