Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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