At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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