he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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