And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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