Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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