I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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