dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
