How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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