I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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