if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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