He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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