I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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