Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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