im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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