Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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