Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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