Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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