Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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