when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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