just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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