i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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