I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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