I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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