Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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