its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
