I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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