i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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