even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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