I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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