Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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