I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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