By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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