Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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