you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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