Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
ok first of all what the fuck
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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