so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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